thookerneedles:

Available at Bandcamp: We Sacrifice Cats Because We Can’t Afford Goats: The First 5 years.

Tenderloin Hooker Needles has turned 5 years old and to celebrate such we have released a compilation of our most annoying noise! Of course, as every other group does, we release this album to get…

ok. so i’m an incredibly bad person. i somehow managed to miss the release of this. if you’re not familiar with Tenderloin Hooker Needles i have a seemingly absurd suggestion. start here. start with what could be the end of this phase. work your way backwards. the noisy little gems that you will unearth immediately be put onto your strand of homemade anal beads. lo-fi does not get better than this. i would never lie to you. besides, i have an honest face.

Ever wonder how hot Mary Magdalene…

thookerneedles:

..must have looked from the cross? We do! Even wrote a noise-sludge-grindcore-drone “opera” about it! GET NAILED TO A CROSS ON THIS GOOD FRIDAY to the delicate sounds of: THE GREAT GOOD FRIDAY BASH! DOWNLOAD FREE at bandcamp!

in case you missed this, you should go get it.

thookerneedles:

As we write new things, we almost forgot our 5th anniversary in about 2 months. Hence, in April we have decided to release our “greatest hits” compilation: “We Sacrifice Cats because We Can’t Afford Goats: The First 5 Years” in April. In between our current writing, we are re-mixing some old stuff and including items ‘left on the cutting room floor’ that will surely seal our 5th year.
Stay tuned of when it will be released. Of course, for free, via our bandcamp page

thookerneedles:

As we write new things, we almost forgot our 5th anniversary in about 2 months. Hence, in April we have decided to release our “greatest hits” compilation: “We Sacrifice Cats because We Can’t Afford Goats: The First 5 Years” in April. In between our current writing, we are re-mixing some old stuff and including items ‘left on the cutting room floor’ that will surely seal our 5th year.

Stay tuned of when it will be released. Of course, for free, via our bandcamp page